Just saying

The moment you get gray hair, society expects you to lose your mind—or at least forget your iCloud password. There’s a familiar script for getting older: stare at a smartphone like it might explode, complain that the radio is just “loud noise,” and settle into a cozy fog of nostalgia. I, in my infinite wisdom, refused to follow the script. Over a long, career, I’ve spent real, non-refundable hours learning to use modern technology without calling a grand-nephew for help. I li